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ok so for mello's we have to do an essay and a short form which kind of pisses me off. I have started on it but i don't want to do it. What's up with everyone hating on mello. I mean she is a nice person but just a bad teacher which is probably why people don't like her. To me she's not that bad because I got used to her. I adapted she just took longer to adapt to. I'm very good at adapting to stuff even if it is bad or good or whatever. but whatever and i want clam chowder.

Harry Pothead

There once was a dark wizard in a land afar. He stole people's weed and smoked it for himself but once he tried to steal harry's weed and he turned into a stem cell. Harry Pothead was destined to be the biggest pothead of the all he had the best joint and the fastest broom. When Ron broke his Joint harry lended him his because that's what true friends are for. Harry smoked and smoked until he met the dark wizard volderpot. This wizard was so awkwardly stoned that even harry couldn't beat him. Dumbledore appears the biggest pot dealer of them all and saves harry from this ugly wizard. Harry goes crazy and Dumbledore says it's not about how much you 2 are like but how much more pot you smoke than him. Harry says," I feel sorry for you you will never have as much pot as me." The story continues and dumbledore dies. Harry smokes pot and forgets about it then he challenges volderpot to a smoke and he loses. There Harry has one and now the potheads can safely smoke their pot.

China vs Taiwan

China-we got the great wall of china and the forbidden city and we are one 6th of the population. We created a better aircraft than the americans and have cheap labor. We control the economy and take over all the jobs. Take that mothafucka!!!
Taiwan- First of all China fucking sucks. You may of the great wall but we have the tai pai 111 up your ass. We don't kill babies or pollute our rivers. We don't eat cat or dog like you assholes and we all don't look alike. Fuck you China. We are better in every way. People say that we are a part of you but you are a part of use because you guys fucking suck. So suck my balls asshole

Pussy

Is pussy really a bad word. I said it and some kid was like that's a bad word. I was like then by your thinking penis is a bad word. I think some people are just sensitive to words so they'll snap. Like Mrs.Haskett doesn't like the word fag. I don't know what word i don't like. I realize though that I do not have a potty mouth when I'm not at school. It's the stupid adaption crap where you know if you say something no one would give a shit. But seriously no word is bad unless directed at someone. Like if you got stabbed you would be like holy fuck and that would be an appropriate response but whatever. Stupid Freshman. I now know why they're seen as stupid but it's fucked up