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ok so for mello's we have to do an essay and a short form which kind of pisses me off. I have started on it but i don't want to do it. What's up with everyone hating on mello. I mean she is a nice person but just a bad teacher which is probably why people don't like her. To me she's not that bad because I got used to her. I adapted she just took longer to adapt to. I'm very good at adapting to stuff even if it is bad or good or whatever. but whatever and i want clam chowder.

Harry Pothead

There once was a dark wizard in a land afar. He stole people's weed and smoked it for himself but once he tried to steal harry's weed and he turned into a stem cell. Harry Pothead was destined to be the biggest pothead of the all he had the best joint and the fastest broom. When Ron broke his Joint harry lended him his because that's what true friends are for. Harry smoked and smoked until he met the dark wizard volderpot. This wizard was so awkwardly stoned that even harry couldn't beat him. Dumbledore appears the biggest pot dealer of them all and saves harry from this ugly wizard. Harry goes crazy and Dumbledore says it's not about how much you 2 are like but how much more pot you smoke than him. Harry says," I feel sorry for you you will never have as much pot as me." The story continues and dumbledore dies. Harry smokes pot and forgets about it then he challenges volderpot to a smoke and he loses. There Harry has one and now the potheads can safely smoke their pot.

China vs Taiwan

China-we got the great wall of china and the forbidden city and we are one 6th of the population. We created a better aircraft than the americans and have cheap labor. We control the economy and take over all the jobs. Take that mothafucka!!!
Taiwan- First of all China fucking sucks. You may of the great wall but we have the tai pai 111 up your ass. We don't kill babies or pollute our rivers. We don't eat cat or dog like you assholes and we all don't look alike. Fuck you China. We are better in every way. People say that we are a part of you but you are a part of use because you guys fucking suck. So suck my balls asshole

Pussy

Is pussy really a bad word. I said it and some kid was like that's a bad word. I was like then by your thinking penis is a bad word. I think some people are just sensitive to words so they'll snap. Like Mrs.Haskett doesn't like the word fag. I don't know what word i don't like. I realize though that I do not have a potty mouth when I'm not at school. It's the stupid adaption crap where you know if you say something no one would give a shit. But seriously no word is bad unless directed at someone. Like if you got stabbed you would be like holy fuck and that would be an appropriate response but whatever. Stupid Freshman. I now know why they're seen as stupid but it's fucked up

Ideal thinking

So the immigration thing made me think about people in class today. Don't get me wrong but i love the idea of it not illegal immigration. If we lived in an ideal world it would all work. I believe that refugees which is not illegal immigration because they  contact our government for help. Illegal immigrants take away from people who went through the legal process and also citizens. They're cutting in line in front of people causing the ones who try to come here legally wait even longer. I don't like the arguments of sympathy where people try to make me feel sorry for them. There are people in this country that need help before the illegal immigrants do. There are homeless in America and people who are not well off. It's a selfish act for people to sneak in. I guess it all comes down to how you think of it. But as far as i go it's one of the most selfish things you can do.

SAT

Who the fuck invented the Sat, it's so freaking retarded. What the hell does it help you with in life. I have to study for something that i will never ever once again use in my life. How does one test determine if you are smart enough to go to a college. It's freaking retarded. I think it's the most retarded thing that the school board has invented. A job isn't gonna go back and say oh you got a good Sat score. What the hell. We have to pay for this shit to so what the fuck. They want us to take it but we have to pay for it it's like it's just there for them to make money. It serves no purpose but my dad says I have to study for it to get ahead. I still think it's fucking retarded. We should like change the rules to get rid off it. But then they would probabbly make something even more stupid and say it's a main requirement. The SAT stands for Shitty ass Tricks that will never help you in life. FUCK FUCK FUCK

dreaming

I have been having the weirdest ass dreams lately and it's so freaking weird. Like last night i dreamed about an Australian guy and he had an accent. He wanted to fight me and was like ello ello ello lets have a go at it. I was like what the fuck and then I woke up. You know how you're mind doesn't want you to know that you are dreaming. well I had a dream where I knew I was dreaming and it was freaking weird. Just when i said omg this is a dream the dream switched. I wonder if it's your mind trying to protect you or some other shit becasue us humans don't know much about our own minds. we only know what the front of our brains do but not the middle. Maybe some things are better left unanswered but it'll always make you wonder about it.